bY aNDY pICKENS

A picture's worth a thousand words.

Not according to my verses.

I'll cut them all up into thirds.

Then my lyrics will administer curses.

A thousand words is one too many.

Some may think I'm wrong.

I'd sell you all the pictures I have for a penny.

Reading that many words would take too long.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Not if I steal your purse.

A penny spent is a penny burned.

Nah, that sounds even worse.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Now that one I can relate to.

Please try and comprehend what you're trying to read.

Because I'm not in need, so I have no friends I can talk to.